Smack Talk

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Fuck ‘em up, David.

Smack Talk was a mech pilot that fought in the Divine Clash for OriCom in the Logistics Division and the YES! Power! utility company. He was part of a group transporting the Divine Courageous, and later moved the EDICT System onto the planet Grona.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

Smack Talk's look[note 1] was: rugged face, trustworthy eyes, military hair, compact body, and a practical outfit.[1] He was specifically described as; short with a shaved head with lines in the side.[2] He also wore aviator sunglasses,[3] even under his visor while in his mech.[4]

Personality[edit | edit source]

Smack Talk believed in the war and what they were fighting for.[2]

When Smack Talk launched his mech he flipped down his visor and said "Let's get this done." in a gruff tone.[4]

Blue-of-Heavens[edit | edit source]

Smack Talk's mech was called the Blue-of-Heaven and was a YES! Power! Close-Range Combat Chassis, manufactured by Pallas Heavy Industry.[5] It was a large, blue mech with very wide stance. Its cockpit was situated in the upper chest and had huge heavy arms with flexible joints.[5]

In its shoulders it had compartments that that slid open horizontally, giving the appearance of pauldrons. Inside the shoulders held comparatively tiny launchers that shoot glass-like, lightweight, reflective shrapnel upward and projecting a massive version of the Blue-of-Heaven that rushes towards the target, with the shrapnel. It was primarily intended to frighten but can be used as a physical attack.[note 2][6]

Its quirks[note 3] were: Aggressive Stance, Backup Reactors, Big and Blue, and Flexible Joints.[5]

Smack Talk hated his mech and wasn't very good at piloting it.[2]

Relationships[edit | edit source]

David Talk[edit | edit source]

David Talk was Smack Talk's brother and comrade. He cared greatly about his brother despite working for rival companies. Smack believes his brother cares deeply for his wellbeing, knows David is a better pilot than him, and thinks he could beat David in a fist fight.[7]

Memphis Longhand[edit | edit source]

Memphis Longhand was Smack Talk's comrade. Smack Talk believes Memphis believes the advice he gives, even if he thinks it is stupid.[7] Smack Talk called Memphis an asshole and dick while making a point about respecting someone's work but disliking the person personally.[8]

Lunar Leson[7][edit | edit source]

Pigeon[edit | edit source]

Pigeon was part of Smack Talk's squad for their mission on Grona. Smack Talk thought a Candidate was exactly what they needed.[7]

Appears In[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Smack Talk and David Talk are both 31 years old in the Beam Saber arc, but aren't twins, David was born 9 months earlier.[9]
  • His middle name is probably something plain like John, or Jacob, or Miles.[1]
  • He smoked cigars.[4]

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Looks are a feature in Beam Saber to describe a character's appearance in shorthand.
  2. Blue-of-Heaven's reflective shrapnel is a 'scary weapon or tool' in Beam Saber.
  3. Quirks are a mechanic in Beam Saber that highlight defining features of a vehicle.

References[edit | edit source]