The City Silhouette

The City Silhouette is a newspaper, presumably in either Bluffington, Bluff City, or Blough City.

Known Headlines

Tuesday Edition, Pages 4-6

• Egg Disaster On Monkfish Ave. As Egg Truck Overturns
• Copper Thieves Take A Tumble
• Fire Department Expands East, Bonfire Regulations Remain
• Mysterious Phenomena Division Seizes Twelve Tons of Paper
• Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Stalled Once More
• Fog Bank Inbound, Weather Advisory
• Wreck of The Catafalque Memorial Well Attended
• Mayor’s Office On Pale Lights, Glimpsed: “No Comment”
• Hot Weather To Continue, Fishmarket Hours Curtailed
• Bavette’s Champagne Fountain Demonstrated, On Sale Soon
• Skell School For Mathematics and Grammar To Open On Oarfish Plaza

Wednesday Edition, Pages 1-3

• The Different Salts That The Water Brings
• Glass Breaks
• Radios Across The City Tune To Singing, High Clear Voice
• When Will The Weather Clear. Wake In The Night Drenched In Sweat
• Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted By Direct Order From Mayor
• Burn All The Wood In The Woodshed! High Summer!
• Di Traglia Martini! The Ocean In A Glass, At The Catafalque Memorial! 
• Archaeologists Puzzled As No Bodies Found In Lanternfish Square
• Grass Grows In Office Of City Museum Curator In Chief
• In Future May The Touch Of Our Friends Bring Comfort Again

Wednesday Edition, Pages 3-5

• Meteorologists Insist Horizon Lights Grow Closer, Are Rebuffed
• Four Harmed As Red Shipping Container Falls From “Magnetic Crane”
• At Last! Empress Egret Eggs Spotted; Birdwatchers Strictly Prohibited
• Shock As Exhumers Find Straw And Clay Fills Catafalque Memorial 
• Tarmac Melts. Temperature Impossibly Warm
• Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Frustrated By Equipment Malfunction
• Two White Feathers Found In All Mailboxes West Of Stoplight
• Drainage Systems Fail Throughout The City. Union Efforts Blamed
• Bavette’s! All The Lightness You Need! 
• City Museum Of Natural History Closes Grasslands Exhibition Early

Thursday Edition, Pages 3-5

• City Museum of Natural History To Open Grasslands Exhibition
• Six Perfect Sailfish, Bone White
• City Pound To Close, Relocate To Smaller Venue on Bristlefish Street
• Digging Re-Commences In Lanternfish Square After New Discoveries
• Water Pressure In Eastern Palisades Expected To Return To Normal
• City Sanitation Workers Strike Brought To A Bitter End
• Rooftop Lounge To Open, Exclusive Supplier: Bavette’s
• Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted Following Accident
• Late Night, Stoplight Street: Shrill Cry Of Seabird Wakes Residents
• “Never Underestimate Gundersen”, Sales Soar