Absolute Pluperfect

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Absolute Pluperfect is a wealthy racer at the top of the league and a resident of a futuristic Bluffington Beach.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

They are bio-mechanical, and look one of the twins from the Matrix, with "all white everything, including the dreadlocks"[1]. They drive the Absolute Class, a superfast car described as “what if Darth malls ship from Episode 1 was smaller and could race on the track” and "a silver dagger looking thing".

Personality[edit | edit source]

Despite their skills in racing and business, Absolute is bad at flirting and bad at taking selfies.

Nostalgia[edit | edit source]

They are nostalgic for Bluff City. An interview where they reminisce about the history of Bluff City in the hopes of getting donations to their 'charitable' foundation makes up the introductions to "America's Playground Pt. 00" and "Pt. 01." They are a VIP member of the Upper Crust's TriCity History Museum (the wing about cars is named after them) and they're very invested in fantasizing about the good old days.

In their private racing quarters they have a display of vintage memorabilia and artifacts from the old Bluff City Boardwalk (most of which seems to be from the era of Bluff City shown in America’s Playground), and includes a hot air balloon, a piece of 300 year old saltwater taffy (energy rock flavour), a model train, various photos of the Boardwalk, and newspaper clippings and posters, along with various trophies that they have won.

Post-Race Routine[edit | edit source]

  • Deals with the media in a specific order (the centre of the country first and them moves out from there)
  • Does some of the repairs to their vehicle themself
  • Takes a mayonnaise bath
  • Spends the night studying footage of the race to analyses their performance. While reviewing this footage they drink one cup of Absolute (neat) otherwise "they feel like shit for the rest of the week" and eat one raw tomato.

History and Involvement[edit | edit source]

Absolute and Trip Uncertainty raced against one another early in their careers, but Absolute's career went up and Trip's went down. Absolute hold a "Tom Brady level" of obsession within the league, with people as interested/invested in their locker room cool down and warm up as they are with their performance on the track.

Their career took a hit after their phone was stolen by the ABB Racing Crew, who sent several strange text messages pretending to be Absolute. As their PR department had been told to always back up what they said, these messages were confirmed to the media. The resulting scandal about their potential cheating almost prevented them from participating in the TriCity Classic.

Although they were ultimately able to participate in the TriCity Classic, they did not win.

Absolute's nostalgia also inspired them to help create the Jackpot Supreme, a vehicle with the ability to pull the energy of Blough City and Bluffington Beach and give it to Bluff City, resulting in the destruction of the other two cities. As the vehicle was destroyed during the TriCity Classic, this plan was not completed, though the vehicle did still have negative effects on Blough and Bluffington.

In addition to racing, they and their father, Red Frame Pluperfect, have holdings in several businesses.

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