Mr Willaker is a high school French teacher in 1800s Bluff City. He eats funnel cake twice a day in the morning and after lunch (with medium powdered sugar a a coffee), which he often takes from Funnel Cake By Stand without paying.
He famously has a very regular and normal-sized face.
He distrusts technology and says that he "doesn't believe in the camera device".
He has been to France.