The City Silhouette is a newspaper, presumably in either Bluffington, Bluff City, or Blough City.
Known Headlines
Tuesday Edition, Pages 4-6
- Egg Disaster On Monkfish Ave. As Egg Truck Overturns
- Copper Thieves Take A Tumble
- Fire Department Expands East, Bonfire Regulations Remain
- Mysterious Phenomena Division Seizes Twelve Tons of Paper
- Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Stalled Once More
- Fog Bank Inbound, Weather Advisory
- Wreck of The Catafalque Memorial Well Attended
- Mayor’s Office On Pale Lights, Glimpsed: “No Comment”
- Hot Weather To Continue, Fishmarket Hours Curtailed
- Bavette’s Champagne Fountain Demonstrated, On Sale Soon
- Skell School For Mathematics and Grammar To Open On Oarfish Plaza
Wednesday Edition, Pages 1-3
- The Different Salts That The Water Brings
- Glass Breaks
- Radios Across The City Tune To Singing, High Clear Voice
- When Will The Weather Clear. Wake In The Night Drenched In Sweat
- Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted By Direct Order From Mayor
- Burn All The Wood In The Woodshed! High Summer!
- Di Traglia Martini! The Ocean In A Glass, At The Catafalque Memorial!
- Archaeologists Puzzled As No Bodies Found In Lanternfish Square
- Grass Grows In Office Of City Museum Curator In Chief
- In Future May The Touch Of Our Friends Bring Comfort Again
Wednesday Edition, Pages 3-5
- Meteorologists Insist Horizon Lights Grow Closer, Are Rebuffed
- Four Harmed As Red Shipping Container Falls From “Magnetic Crane”
- At Last! Empress Egret Eggs Spotted; Birdwatchers Strictly Prohibited
- Shock As Exhumers Find Straw And Clay Fills Catafalque Memorial
- Tarmac Melts. Temperature Impossibly Warm
- Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Frustrated By Equipment Malfunction
- Two White Feathers Found In All Mailboxes West Of Stoplight
- Drainage Systems Fail Throughout The City. Union Efforts Blamed
- Bavette’s! All The Lightness You Need!
- City Museum Of Natural History Closes Grasslands Exhibition Early
Thursday Edition, Pages 3-5
- City Museum of Natural History To Open Grasslands Exhibition
- Six Perfect Sailfish, Bone White
- City Pound To Close, Relocate To Smaller Venue on Bristlefish Street
- Digging Re-Commences In Lanternfish Square After New Discoveries
- Water Pressure In Eastern Palisades Expected To Return To Normal
- City Sanitation Workers Strike Brought To A Bitter End
- Rooftop Lounge To Open, Exclusive Supplier: Bavette’s
- Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted Following Accident
- Late Night, Stoplight Street: Shrill Cry Of Seabird Wakes Residents
- “Never Underestimate Gundersen”, Sales Soar