Never Watson-Wiley

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Never Watson-Wiley was the Bluff City Zoo spokesperson. She currently works as a social media manager for one of Bluff City's casinos.

Appearance[edit | edit source]

Never looks like a silent movie actress, with chin length hair that has a lot of volume and big, loose strategic curls (similar to Jobena Rowlston), a small birdlike mouth and big deep set eyes. She "dresses rather immaculately", in practical but nice shoes, a nice crisp jacket and a jade pendant.

History[edit | edit source]

While working for the Bluff City Zoo, she had previously been involved in animal care but was moved to a spokesperson position as she showed an aptitude for social media (she started by posting on the zoos MySpace). She was given an office in the supply building in the peacock park.

While in her spokesperson position, she purposely took blurry instagram footage of their monkeys and overlaid sneezing audio (from online and also from Dax Leopard) to imply that they were a rare kind of sneezing or “Snub Nose” monkey in order to get people to come to the zoo.

Many keepers at the zoo were emboldened into doing wilder and wilder stunts with their particular animals after the lion wedding, which Never was stuck facilitating. This brought some publicity to the Bluff City Zoo, as well as new hires from the Trenton Zoo. These new hires were more attentive to the Bluff City Zoo's social media, exposing Never’s deception. A new social media person was brought alongside Never, to be trained as her replacement.

Eventually, Never was let go from the Bluff City Zoo and gets a job doing social media stuff for one of the casinos, which she found much less rewarding. She eventually quit this position.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • She drinks Lady Grey tea.
  • She was married (ex-husband).