This article is about the episode. For the group of adventurers, see Boat Party.
Episode description
This week, Fero (Keith) stretches his sea wings, Lem (Jack) enters an oceanic battle of the bands, and Hella (Ali) decides that a boat full of hung over party guests is definitely a match for an Undead Pirate Lord's Galleon. Meanwhile, Austin considers the shaving habits of the undead.
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Plot
The Kingdom Come approaches. Fero, stuck underdeck acting as quartermaster, doesn't see its approach. Lem leaves the choice—pilot the ship into craggy rocks, or regain control and remain in Brandish's path—to Hella. Hella, who killed Brandish, assumes that he is on his way to take his revenge against her. Since she's killed him before, she decides to take her chances against him a second time: she tells Calhoun to maintain course. Lem suggests to her that it would be advantageous to steal the Kingdom Come, should the opportunity arise.
Some of Calhoun's crew starts loading the cannons. Through her spyglass, Hella sees that Brandish's crew is comprised of undead skeletons. Lem goes belowdeck and drums up the crew's courage. The Kingdom Come fires its cannons at Calhoun's boat, and Hella returns fire. Fero turns into an eagle and tries to attack the Kingdom Come's sails, but his wing is pierced by a javelin.
Lem's pattern magic is overwhelmed by the war drumming from musicians of the Kingdom Come, and both Lem and Hella take damage. Fero recovers, grabs Brandish with his talons, and throws him into the ocean; as he lets go, he turns back into his halfling form and lands on the deck of the Kingdome Come. Hella has Calhoun's crew throw their grappling hooks to lock the Kingdom Come into position. They board the Kingdom Come, and Hella engages undead pirates in sword combat.
Cast
- Austin Walker (GM)
- Ali Acampora (Hella)
- Keith J Carberry (Fero)
- Jack de Quidt (Lem)
Other Characters
- Captain Brandish and crew
- Captain Calhoun and crew
- Logan the undead pirate