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'''Lazer Ted''' is an old friend of [[Mako Trig]]'s from [[September]]. He works in the giant glowing purple dome in the middle of the [[Bacchus Biotech Recreational District]].<ref name="CW31">[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z]]</ref> He has seven jobs and is looking to add more. | '''Lazer Ted''' is an old friend of [[Mako Trig]]'s from [[September]]. He works in the giant glowing purple dome in the middle of the [[Bacchus Biotech Recreational District]].<ref name="CW31">[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z]]</ref> He has seven jobs and is looking to add more. | ||
== Appearance== | ==Appearance== | ||
Lazer Ted is a white guy who looks and acts exactly like [[wikipedia:Riff_Raff_(rapper)|Riff Raff]] except for his hair, which he wears in burning laser cornrows. It's not a good look. He also has grills with LED lights that display his catchphrases, and terrible glasses: | Lazer Ted is a white guy who looks and acts exactly like [[wikipedia:Riff_Raff_(rapper)|Riff Raff]] except for his hair, which he wears in burning laser cornrows. It's not a good look. He also has grills with LED lights that display his catchphrases, and terrible glasses: | ||
{{Quote box|quote=He has the same glasses that [[Amira Kiani|Amira]], who’s the receptionist, had on except on the front are pictures of him doing what he’s doing, like, it’s just video footage of him from your perspective, and you like turn and look behind you, and there’s just a flying drone shooting video of Lazer Ted at all times.|author=[[Austin Walker|Austin]]|source="[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z|Expertize with a Z]]"}} | {{Quote box|quote=He has the same glasses that [[Amira Kiani|Amira]], who’s the receptionist, had on except on the front are pictures of him doing what he’s doing, like, it’s just video footage of him from your perspective, and you like turn and look behind you, and there’s just a flying drone shooting video of Lazer Ted at all times.|author=[[Austin Walker|Austin]]|source="[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z|Expertize with a Z]]"}} | ||
== Personality == | ==Personality== | ||
Lazer Ted is the type of person who used to work at Guitar Center, but now works at Sam Goody. He's completely indifferent to people rejecting him. | Lazer Ted is the type of person who used to work at Guitar Center, but now works at Sam Goody. He's completely indifferent to people rejecting him. | ||
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[[The Chime]] seek out Lazer Ted in the hopes that he can sell them fake IDs that will allow them to enter the [[September Institute]]. Lazer Ted hits on [[Cassander Timaeus Berenice|Cass]] within moments of meeting them and doesn't wait long before hitting on [[Aria Joie|Aria]] and [[AuDy]] as well. | [[The Chime]] seek out Lazer Ted in the hopes that he can sell them fake IDs that will allow them to enter the [[September Institute]]. Lazer Ted hits on [[Cassander Timaeus Berenice|Cass]] within moments of meeting them and doesn't wait long before hitting on [[Aria Joie|Aria]] and [[AuDy]] as well. | ||
=== Current Jobs=== | ===Current Jobs=== | ||
*Costume shop | *Costume shop | ||
*Sells drugs sometimes | *Sells drugs sometimes | ||
*3D printing company | * 3D printing company | ||
*Independent janitorial services | *Independent janitorial services | ||
*Entertainer | *Entertainer | ||
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*Costume cleaning | *Costume cleaning | ||
*Fortunes | *Fortunes | ||
*He forgot this one | * He forgot this one | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He's banned from Kinko's because he used their printers to print a printer.<ref name="CW31" /> | *He's banned from Kinko's because he used their printers to print a printer.<ref name="CW31" /> | ||
== Quotes == | ==Quotes== | ||
{{Quote|They all look, “oh, ah, look at me, I’m Lazer Ted.” ''I’m'' Lazer Ted.|author=Lazer Ted|source="[[COUNTER/Weight 41: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1|A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1]]"}} | {{Quote|They all look, “oh, ah, look at me, I’m Lazer Ted.” ''I’m'' Lazer Ted.|author=Lazer Ted|source="[[COUNTER/Weight 41: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1|A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1]]"}} | ||
==Appears In== | ==Appears In== | ||
* "[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z|Expertize with a Z]]" | *"[[COUNTER/Weight 31: Expertize with a Z|Expertize with a Z]]" | ||
* "[[COUNTER/Weight 38: Found Footage|Found Footage]]" | *"[[COUNTER/Weight 38: Found Footage|Found Footage]]" | ||
* "A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell" [[COUNTER/Weight 41: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1|Pt. 1]], [[COUNTER/Weight 42: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 2|Pt. 2]], and [[COUNTER/Weight 43: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 3|Pt. 3]] | *"A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell" [[COUNTER/Weight 41: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1|Pt. 1]], [[COUNTER/Weight 42: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 2|Pt. 2]], and [[COUNTER/Weight 43: A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 3|Pt. 3]] | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 00:58, 20 May 2023
“
Expertize with a z also. Expertize. ‘Cause I’m a tease, you know.”
– Lazer Ted, "Expertize with a Z"
Lazer Ted is an old friend of Mako Trig's from September. He works in the giant glowing purple dome in the middle of the Bacchus Biotech Recreational District.[1] He has seven jobs and is looking to add more.
Appearance
Lazer Ted is a white guy who looks and acts exactly like Riff Raff except for his hair, which he wears in burning laser cornrows. It's not a good look. He also has grills with LED lights that display his catchphrases, and terrible glasses:
| He has the same glasses that Amira, who’s the receptionist, had on except on the front are pictures of him doing what he’s doing, like, it’s just video footage of him from your perspective, and you like turn and look behind you, and there’s just a flying drone shooting video of Lazer Ted at all times. |
― Austin, "Expertize with a Z"
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Personality
Lazer Ted is the type of person who used to work at Guitar Center, but now works at Sam Goody. He's completely indifferent to people rejecting him.
History and Involvement
This section is under construction. Please excuse the mess.
The Chime seek out Lazer Ted in the hopes that he can sell them fake IDs that will allow them to enter the September Institute. Lazer Ted hits on Cass within moments of meeting them and doesn't wait long before hitting on Aria and AuDy as well.
Current Jobs
- Costume shop
- Sells drugs sometimes
- 3D printing company
- Independent janitorial services
- Entertainer
- Makes music
- Rapper
Future Jobs
- Lazer stained glass windows
- Bringing back the Windows OS for phones
- Stage shows
- Costume cleaning
- Fortunes
- He forgot this one
Trivia
- He's called Lazer Ted because he plays a lot of video games.[1]
- He's banned from Kinko's because he used their printers to print a printer.[1]
Quotes
“
They all look, “oh, ah, look at me, I’m Lazer Ted.” I’m Lazer Ted.”
– Lazer Ted, "A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell Pt. 1"
Appears In
- "Expertize with a Z"
- "Found Footage"
- "A Splintered Branch, A Ringing Bell" Pt. 1, Pt. 2, and Pt. 3