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The City Silhouette is a newspaper, presumably in either Bluffington, Bluff City, or Blough City.

Known Headlines

Tuesday Edition, Pages 4-6

  • Egg Disaster On Monkfish Ave. As Egg Truck Overturns
  • Copper Thieves Take A Tumble
  • Fire Department Expands East, Bonfire Regulations Remain
  • Mysterious Phenomena Division Seizes Twelve Tons of Paper
  • Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Stalled Once More
  • Fog Bank Inbound, Weather Advisory
  • Wreck of The Catafalque Memorial Well Attended
  • Mayor’s Office On Pale Lights, Glimpsed: “No Comment”
  • Hot Weather To Continue, Fishmarket Hours Curtailed
  • Bavette’s Champagne Fountain Demonstrated, On Sale Soon
  • Skell School For Mathematics and Grammar To Open On Oarfish Plaza

Wednesday Edition, Pages 1-3

  • The Different Salts That The Water Brings
  • Glass Breaks
  • Radios Across The City Tune To Singing, High Clear Voice
  • When Will The Weather Clear. Wake In The Night Drenched In Sweat
  • Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted By Direct Order From Mayor
  • Burn All The Wood In The Woodshed! High Summer!
  • Di Traglia Martini! The Ocean In A Glass, At The Catafalque Memorial! 
  • Archaeologists Puzzled As No Bodies Found In Lanternfish Square
  • Grass Grows In Office Of City Museum Curator In Chief
  • In Future May The Touch Of Our Friends Bring Comfort Again

Wednesday Edition, Pages 3-5

  • Meteorologists Insist Horizon Lights Grow Closer, Are Rebuffed
  • Four Harmed As Red Shipping Container Falls From “Magnetic Crane”
  • At Last! Empress Egret Eggs Spotted; Birdwatchers Strictly Prohibited
  • Shock As Exhumers Find Straw And Clay Fills Catafalque Memorial 
  • Tarmac Melts. Temperature Impossibly Warm
  • Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Frustrated By Equipment Malfunction
  • Two White Feathers Found In All Mailboxes West Of Stoplight
  • Drainage Systems Fail Throughout The City. Union Efforts Blamed
  • Bavette’s! All The Lightness You Need! 
  • City Museum Of Natural History Closes Grasslands Exhibition Early

Thursday Edition, Pages 3-5

  • City Museum of Natural History To Open Grasslands Exhibition
  • Six Perfect Sailfish, Bone White
  • City Pound To Close, Relocate To Smaller Venue on Bristlefish Street
  • Digging Re-Commences In Lanternfish Square After New Discoveries
  • Water Pressure In Eastern Palisades Expected To Return To Normal
  • City Sanitation Workers Strike Brought To A Bitter End
  • Rooftop Lounge To Open, Exclusive Supplier: Bavette’s
  • Boardwalk Resurfacing Efforts Halted Following Accident
  • Late Night, Stoplight Street: Shrill Cry Of Seabird Wakes Residents
  • “Never Underestimate Gundersen”, Sales Soar