Patty Fink

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Patty Fink is a low-level criminal and snitch who was one of Hector Hu’s conspiracy theory sources. On Hector’s show, he would refer to her by the code name Phinkel, which is her real last name. This worked as a code name, as most people who knew Patty knew her as Patty Fink. She was close enough to Hector that she received money from Hector in his will.

She is described as being tall with broad shoulders and mid-back curly hair.

She knows a lot of people and a lot of people know her, but she doesn’t have many close friends or allies. In place of this, she will pay people to secure an area if she feels she will be in danger. Patty doesn’t deal in information so much as “she deals in dirt”, brokering information transfer and passing rumors and information from person to person for a price. In addition to this, she sells fireworks to kids (the rocket style ones).

She lived in DC for four months, and believes that Michigan is the northern-most state of the US (“continental state! Come on![note 1]”).

Being in the news for helping to solve Hector’s murder expanded Patty’s clientele, bringing her to an upper-to-mid-level criminal (“now I’m a career criminal [...] I’ve decided that if I do what I love, I won’t work a day in my life”). She currently sells information instead of just trading the information between parties, as well as supplying information to a nationally-broadcast conspiracy theorist.

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