Clapcast is a Patreon-exclusive Friends at the Table series which compiles outtakes, warmups, and the cast's claps synchronized claps, for bonus fun interaction between good friends that doesn't make it into the main show. Episodes vary in length based on the amount of available material, but generally feature multiple clips bridged by short musical themes in the style of the current running main season (included on the Live at the Table soundtrack).
Episodes[edit | edit source]
| # | Title | Release Date | Length | Notes/Topics |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 00 | Clapcast Episode 0! | Jun 23, 2017 | 10:47 | A time Jack sounded really mad about pipes, Ali crying while talking to Keith in 2016 about a wrestling thing from 2014. |
| 01 | Solo and Lovin' It | Aug 1, 2017 | 28:30 | Paul McCartney's Skype Moji |
| 02 | Post-Annie Recordings | Sep 3, 2017 | 8:00 | Annie (Janine's cat), noises, Fiasco at the Table, temperature talk, Borat & Borat impressions |
| 03 | Please Don't Tell Disney | Oct 6, 2017 | 17:00 | a Star Wars birthday card & if Disney would sue, Friends at the Table HQ, time.is features, when does the week start?, Mumble, InSpectres, Jack is in New York |
| 04 | A Train To Trollhättan | Nov 5, 2017 | 29:21 | |
| 05 | Pistachio Armor | Dec 11, 2017 | 36:09 | |
| 06 | On Dogs and Bullfrogs | Jan 8, 2018 | 39:48 | Content warning for murder/dismemberment from min 16-18 |
| 07 | TableFriends Lets Play Spencers Dot Com | Feb 5, 2018 | 1:35:41 | First Clapcast with music ("Sunset Hued Safety") |
| 08 | Brand Loyal to Happy Cow | Mar 10, 2018 | 49:42 | cow cleaning machine HAPPYCOW, biscuits and cookies, everyone makes fun of british stuff for about 10 minutes & Jack has to sit and take it (ft. the Ye Olde King's Head menu), eggs from Italy, almonds and other nuts, water usage, immortal lobsters & cloning crayfish, Porgs (from Star Wars), desk chairs, Sylvi's childhood head injury, Einstein (Sylvi's dog), Korn - Freak On a Leash MV, Keith burns himself (lightly), solo clap |
| 09 | Behind the Bit: Art Isn't Boring | Apr 10, 2018 | 23:54 | |
| 10 | A Clapcast for Ghosts | May 7, 2018 | 23:20 | Was there a single clip here that didn't have a lost voice, calling to the others from an unheard place? Who could know! |
| 11 | That's Not How Sonic Goes | Jun 1, 2018 | 52:58 | |
| 12 | FatT Blingee Contest | Jul 3, 2018 | 1:06:21 | Free to all listeners.
Light Twilight Mirage spoilers in final clip |
| garbage dump park and city goats, Pusha T & Drake diss tracks, Starbucks sensitivity training, football coach gossip, the Tell-U-Vision entertainer wrestling chart, Blingee contests, bombogenesis on the six-six-sixes (weather talk & morning DJ bit), some bands, Akinator ft. Art's new dogsitter, (light Twilight Mirage spoilers) armor design ideas for the Notion | ||||
| 12.5 | Bluff City 10.5 | Jul 10, 2018 | 1:01:19 | Enthusiasm for wrestling and enthusiasm for 90s one hit wonders from a scrapped attempt at recording an episode of Bluff City. |
| 13 | A Loud F*ckin' Year | Sep 11, 2018 | 54:51 | Outtakes from the Twilight Mirage finale, some spoilers (particularly past the 50 minute point). |
| 14 | No Crimes on Air | Nov 3, 2018 | 1:04:39 | |
| 15 | Approximately Three Extra Inches of Hot Dog | Nov 27, 2018 | 43:52 | First Clapcast with Spring in Hieron music ("The Turning of the Year") |
| 16 | That Glow Moment | Dec 10, 2018 | 35:43 | |
| 17 | Mr. Sir Papa Shells Comin' In Hot | Jan 8, 2019 | 45:19 | |
| 18 | Open to Big John Sponsorships | Mar 1, 2019 | 54:43 | |
| 19 | Hot Grapey Revealed | Mar 18, 2019 | 1:11:27 | |
| 20 | Will Smith's Elf Ears | Apr 28, 2019 | 52:44 | |
| 21 | The Community | May 22, 2019 | 46:13 | Braco the Gazer, Who's That Big Man origins, wrestling talk (a lot), widdershins, Glamourist Histories Series, eye hurting dust, long distance travel, Greg/Zreg, Cumbys and Dunkies, superhero media |
| 22 | Mark Roughalo | Jun 19, 2019 | 44:48 | Keith's couch troubles, Celsius & Fahrenheit, weight vs. volume, the Raptors, Henry Ford, Craigs size, Art's PC mouse problem, cake & cookies, fake news about food, Fast & Furious, sheets, good merch, Galaxy's Edge |
| 23 | Beat the Heat | Aug 13, 2019 | 24:01 | |
| 24 | Goodbye Hieron! | Oct 14, 2019 | 1:36:24 | Free to all listeners.
Outtakes from the Seasons of Hieron finale, minor spoilers. |
| 25 | Slept Through the Hogs | Nov 1, 2019 | 39:34 | First Clapcast with PARTIZAN music ("The Red Moon") |
| Instrument talk, Matrix 2 was good actually, weird coffee, audio placebo, 30 to 50 feral hogs and other pig stories, wedding cakes (& other food), Kanye West's church, what oil to cook with, Koalas, Nailed It, Clapcast live from Gen Con | ||||
| 26 | Affordable Worry Egg | Nov 22, 2019 | 34:55 | Hieron orc names, the music video for FOZZY's Judas, Boomer discourse, Uber Eats, affordable Worry Eggs and less affordable furniture, Patreon Assembly, weird tea categories, Family Feud, TV comedians, Yakuza |
| 27 | Who Gets the Costco Card? (A Partizan 00 Companion Episode) | Dec 19, 2019 | 1:10:57 | Free to all listeners. |
| 28 | Yaddle the Martian | Jan 3, 2020 | 57:22 | Final Fantasy XIV (like a lot, whoops), Keith making a perfect match sound, the popular heartbreaking baby, doppleganger Art???, bad hair cuts and John Darnielle (and vampires) |
| 29 | The Mole the Merrier | Feb 2, 2020 | 57:35 | room temperature, The Borrowers, Harry and the Hendersons, Mission Impossible movie series, beef jerky, Mole Day, Claire's and Ardennes, Big Bird takes a lie detector test, Destiny 2, Benjamin Franklin's inventions |
| 30 | Trailer Spoilers | Feb 29, 2020 | 50:00 | Han Lue (from Fast and Furious), movie trailers, bad sleep schedules, acid reflux, @scienceshitpost, Pete Buttigieg and his shitty dance, Versace discounts and J.K. Rowling |
| 31 | The Glitter Article | Mar 31, 2020 | 1:00:16 | Glitter, Star Wars, keeners, FFXIV, reusable straws and probably, most likely, Bill Waterson. Content warning for pet health/veterinary care discussion. |
| 32 | Caution: Noise! | May 20, 2020 | 1:16:36 | Granblue Fantasy, FFXIV, Love Nikki, make up, the Rapid Evening, The Mentalist, uhhh, some weird heart eating situation, a gross Tasty video (unrelated to the heart stuff, surprisingly) and... also... a bunch of noise! |
| 33 | Daylight Microwave Savings | Jun 22, 2020 | 56:51 | Internet personalities, cruises, Capers rules for Jokers, daylight microwave savings, Keith has a soundboard, fake screenplay about Jon Favreau(s), Quibi, gameshow announcer GM, time.is changes, Keith summoning, Animal Crossing, Jack E Quit, Golf Day, beans, new golf, NBA 2K weirdness, this Secret Base video about the Seattle Mariners, THE PEOPLE WANT TO SHOP! (video) |
| 34 | The Kingdom Clapcast!!! | Nov 13, 2020 | 1:50:11 | Dust, moth milk (this part is gross, fast forward after the ginger ale bit), Animal Crossing (remember Animal Crossing??), left handed catchers, imperialist drinks, the desert!, Maneater (the game (remember Maneater the game???)), the British government's response to COVID-19, Jess is here!!!!, cereal, are ghosts real? (yes they are don;'t believe to this podcast), humidifiers and air purifiers, ads and egg mattresses and socks, skincare aaaaaaand that's it! |
| 35 | The Scarlet Deceiver | Nov 27, 2020 | 52:45 | Speedboats, Genshin Impact, Thomas the Tank Engine and violence in children's train shows??, Enya's "Only Time" (don't tell anyone), Ellen, skittles ratios, and FFXIV! |
| 36 | Pratfalls by Example | Dec 11, 2020 | 37:44 | Cars, The Virgin Hyperloop, standing desks, weather in California!, ceiling fans, Keith's long cable, Unsolved Mysteries (audio clip included), international kissing day and mimicks! |
| 37 | Pull Up! | Feb 1, 2021 | 27:48 | Art's mixer is broken ! , skincare update with Janine, where is your mouth?? in your head??, do escape pods exist?, the harsh and dangerous realities of space travel, Jack is in the future, the weather, bad dunkin donuts coffee and dunkachinos and that whole al pacino dunkachino thing (audio included!) |
| 38 | Broccoli Tweets | Feb 8, 2021 | 29:58 | Youtube weirdness, what Agent 47 enjoys, Fidel Castro skiing and conspiracy theories, Marvelous Ms. Maizel, costume Emmy awards, the Hugo awards (we would like one can we please have one), Masked Singer and Masked Singer guesses |
| 39 | That's Hot Water For You! | Feb 15, 2021 | 29:21 | Shenmue and Shenmue ambitions, dishwashers (NO dishwasher recipes), British pluming and murderer books, the little computer inside of a Switch, the meme with the clocks we all know, doing things,,, and Attack of the Clones! |
| 40 | Toaster Streusel | Feb 22, 2021 | 18:47 | New year new planners!, Tokyo Disney Sea, Naboo, a strudel and streusel misunderstanding, the nice browser decoration Janine uses, controlling the future, top 10 hottest _____, podcast names |
| 41 | Nightmare! | Mar 5, 2021 | 22:15 | Crimes and being recorded, bird stuff and funkos and also bird funkos, the Orange Bird, regional leaders and Good Society, Yoshi P and FFXIV 1.0 |
| 42 | Snack Talk | Mar 10, 2021 | 25:18 | Yazuka Kiwami 2 and Yakuza 7, high school sports, keith's in hot, protein bars and office snacks, root beer and ginger ale, canadian royalty and government structure?? and also UK politics, graphics cards, and new console weirdness! |
| 43 | A Normal Name | Mar 22, 2021 | 32:54 | First Clapcast with Sangfielle music ("Break-the-Curse") |
| Jizz (as a name, not the ..... . well ,), tech issues, making loud noises on instruments, What age would you fight child Mike Tyson?, getting startled! to death!, Sangfielle vampires, Albertsons, bread, Wilson the Dog, the Twilight Mirage family tree, buying time.is, NFTs (lol.......) | ||||
| 44 | Two Conversations About Cat Poop | Apr 27, 2021 | 22:40 | Brio (the italian soda), some guy Art and Austin used to live with, some cat's butt, waffle vs hamburger, gushers vs licorice, basketball, driving in New York, Jerry Seinfeld and his cars and that whole thing, Cat Poop Paradise. You are reading that right and the title is a warning: there are TWO separate conversations about cat poop! |
| 45 | Never Ending Pasta Math | May 24, 2021 | 25:59 | The Neverending Pasta Pass, the Star Wars Catboy, Super Mario 3D World, snacks!, composing, Goku and Goku Black |
| 46 | New Italians | Jul 1, 2021 | 31:17 | Outlets and plugs, Escape from Tarkov, Teen Sopranos, Team Fortress, Time Spent playing games, the time.is newsletter! |
| 47 | Tilting at Windmills | Aug 6, 2021 | 29:15 | Humidity, Hex by Thomas Olde Heuvelt, Ricky Gervais and a bunch of other comedians, Ben Garrison not understanding Don Quixote, Fast Lane (the show), The Mandela Effect, and sneezing |
| 48 | It's Coming Home | Aug 9, 2021 | 30:04 | Who'd be the best dictator?, Art's countertops, Geoguessr and SGDQ, English football, poutine, Nardwuar, shave and haircut |
| 49 | Echidna Eggs | Sep 6, 2021 | 29:13 | time.is hats, YouTube thinks Art is a cop, Coke Freestyle Machines, Chris Angel, Yeti Crabs, Sonic OCs and Face Off (the TV show) |
| 50 | The Most Wanted Song | Oct 25, 2021 | 51:21 | Free to all listeners.Unlike a typical episode of Clapcast, The Most Wanted Song was a special recording where Austin, Jack, Janine and Keith gathered together specifically to listen to and discuss "The Most Wanted & Unwanted Songs". |
| 51 | Little Eyeball Guy | Nov 15, 2021 | 25:45 | A little eyeball guy, Suezo from Monster Rancher (different guy), LG Washer jingles, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr. |
| 52 | Jonathan's Here | Dec 24, 2021 | 29:59 | Hollow Knight, Psychonauts, Jellybeans, Halo, Matrix: Reloaded and weird reactions to endings of things, and a visit from Jonathan,,,,,, |
| 53 | Dollar Research | Jan 28, 2022 | 24:31 | The unspecified currency symbol, emoticons, history of the dollar sign, the king's piss chair, Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, and fanart of Dragon Ball Z characters smoking weed |
| 54 | Dinosaurs are Dragons | Feb 28, 2022 | 22:43 | Dragon Quest, Akira Toriyama character design, fake advent calendars, The Yellow Wallpaper (horror book), The Amityville Horror, Father Divine and the International Peace Mission movement, a weird noise outside,,, |
| 55 | His and Hers Kitchens | Mar 24, 2022 | 22:17 | Bitcoin's birthday, The Mitsubishi Bread Oven, "Sicily is my love" by Smeg and Dolce&Gabbana, little bells and flashlight alarms. |
| 56 | Bubbling Like Shrimp | May 3, 2022 | 24:51 | time.gov, the Metaverse and gross VR disaster tourism, the Vibe Shift, Project Power (the movie), rocket shrimp and mantis shrimp!! |
| 57 | Pro-Worker Quotes | May 31, 2022 | 26:36 | Batman (2022), quoteinvestigator.com, displaying anime figures, Dark Souls, the Trails of.... series, and Metal Gear Solid |
| 58 | Nine Deep Sea Creatures | Nov 25, 2022 | 48:17 | A Fishteen Minutes Special Special, where Jack, Keith and Ali react to a video of deep sea creatures! |
| 59 | Gotta Keep Reading | Nov 26, 2022 | 29:38 | First Clapcast with PALISADE music ("No Crisis") |
| American Girls, How many books are there?, Gamer Talk! (Death's Door, Dying Light, Pokemon Legends: Arceus), An old video of a dog, Runbutton and video lengths! | ||||
| 60 | Inimicus | Nov 27, 2022 | 34:40 | Desks, PBS, Inimicus |
| 61 | Set It and Forget It | Nov 28, 2022 | 26:29 | Elden Ring, World Animal Day, Toaster Roasters (unlike the character), Ron Popeil and Matthew Lesko, Microsoft Edge, a weird necklace scam, Keith knows seconds, Huntington Gardens |
| 62 | Neon Tetra | Nov 29, 2022 | 24:46 | PBS, Fortnite, Neon Tetras, Christmas songs |
| 63 | Personal Submarines | Nov 30, 2022 | 29:25 | Milk and Lactose Intolerance, Submarines, Time.Is quotes, AI Dungeon, Infinity Blade, Angels in the Outfield and Field of Dreams, Troll Research Station |
| 64 | Peters's elephantnose fish | Dec 1, 2022 | 35:22 | Sesame Street, Total Request Live, Spice Girls, The Circle, Spice World, Elephant Longnose |
| 65 | Introducing: Raw Potato | Apr 8, 2023 | 25:19 | What is Greg?, Counter:Side (mobile game), Dre's quiet but hot, eating raw potatoes (for real, talking about food), lil bit of pen chat, Panera Bread's caffeinated lemonade and Horoscope dot com |
| 66 | Ghoulin' Over Here | Apr 15, 2023 | 22:03 | Justified, Goose yelling, Big Trackpad !, Candy shops, New York and Murderville, Tom Brady unretiring, Star Wars is Real, Smartphones, Zune kids |
| 67 | Researching Food | Apr 22, 2023 | 20:44 | Cult of the Lamb, Pearls, some quote guy (Mason Cooley, American aphorist), Coffee Netipot, Keith's open tabs, gamer chairs vs normie chairs |
| 68 | Megabytes to Milligrams | Apr 29, 2023 | 23:15 | sanrio.com, jack's new lamp, Bing-32!, lack of amtrak routes : - ( , transferring files, Clearly Canadian and more seltzer talking, a widdle Succession talk and gamenews24 |
| 69 | That's A Hot One | May 5, 2023 | 24:10 | the Discord Soundboard, the Weather, and the Coney Island Google Tour |
| 70 | How Many Powers Can We Name? | June 2, 2023 | 34:06 | DC Universe Online (powers!), Batman's detective work, Star Wars: The Old Republic (endgame spoilers) |
| 71 | Someone's Late! | June 8, 2023 | 41:44 | Burgers, Street Fighter, Tweeting, Supermoon Bakehouse, Avatar (the movie) and Avatar (the show) and Korra, Sitcoms???, and The Masked Singer! |
| 72 | Too Many Clocks! | Aug 12, 2023 | 35:00 | Zelda BotW & TotK, Goin' to the ball game, talkin' French, the Minions and time.is alternatives (time.gov, time-time.net, clocktab.com, dayspedia.com) |
| 73 | Peru Road Trip | Oct 2, 2023 | 33:41 | exploring Maine and finding a mall, old timey towns and souvenirs, and the Greensboro Grasshopper mascot and assorted merchandise |
| 74 | Fast Diner Category | Oct 6, 2023 | 34:53 | living in cities, rare and exclusive sodas, what is Swiss Chalet?, Texas Roadhouse, Pacino vs Di Nero, Betty Boop jacking off (SORRY), emoji vs text emoticons, and is Keith online? |
| 75 | Winnie the Pooh | Nov 7, 2023 | 33:41 | going to the zoo, Winnie the Pooh, and powering up |
| 76 | November 29th 2023 | Dec 1, 2023 | 50:36 | guitar lessons, animal by-products (horse fans fast forward!), Nicki Minaj in Call of Duty and the death of Henry Kissinger |
| 77 | You've Been Eating Trash | Jan 11,
2024 |
44:23 | FRUITS (applerankings.com) and strongly held opinions, Goku (just the one time), and a yearly daylight savings griping??? We've had to have had 30 clapcasts about this by now. |
| 78 | Dog Fruit | Feb 26, 2024 | 26:34 | Desks and moving! , D&D classes, and Fargo |
| 79 | Long Way 'Round | Mar 1, 2024 | 25:36 | Poggers!, Greatful Dead and Phish, Elizabeth Banks, coffee things and object attachment I guess?? , thrift stores, Pat McAfee drama check in |
| 80 | Cracker Instincts | April 9,
2024 |
27:23 | Time signatures, Tortillas, trucks ! , Chaos Garden, crackers, The Joker 2 , pies and pie memories. |